Date : Friday, 11 January 2013
Time : 08:18
Title : baby donut.

warning this post is gross and made with rainbows and sparkles please get a bucket before you proceed viewer discretion is advised

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trans; OH GOD HELP ITS BABYSOO'S BIRTHDAY AND IDK BUT IM CRYING AND IM MAKING SOUNDS THAT I DONT THINK POSSIBLE WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE SOMEBODY SEND HELP IM BURSTING OUT CANDY


ok. happy birthday do kyungsoo ;; where do i start.. odg

most of the people that ended up on my bias list are the ones i usually want to horrifyingly devour them, smash them into pieces with a shovel, blend them with salt, stir them in a platypus poop and feed them to a pack of hungry hyenas.

but to you i just want to snuggle you up in a blue sweater knitted with love and joy, put a tiara on you, get you big puffy pajama pants, bake cookies for you and give you milk, buy you a balloon with my face on it and just idk tuck you into bed and lullaby you to sleep (or vice versa bec my voice suck omf)

an animal is saved for every time you breathe you are the epitome of all things fluffy why do you do this to me what do you want from me MY SOUL??? MY BRAIN??? MY SANITY??? MY HOUSE??? idk

when it comes to you everything is right bec all the things you do are for justice and bunnies and unicorns. i claw my face and clutch my chest at everything you do and thats bad bec i am already horrendous dont make it worst odg

i wish you nothing but the best you deserve all the happiness in the world pls dont ever change babysoo mama loves you and mdnjsadknlndssla idk help

and happy birthday in advance fucking dumbtard kaibutt i am so done with u ih8u and i hope a cat eats your shoe and you stay shoeless for eternity xoxo loljk ilu ok

get married and have babies and let me plan your wedding tqvm. sob i hav never been more in love with the idea of two people falling in love

i dont care how much pheromones you ooze to the point it makes my brain dysfunctional and excessively out of hand i will protect you from the wolves that might come out and take your sanity away. jongin is the only person i approve of doing so.

idk i hav so much to say but so little came out -rolls into oncoming traffic- ilu bbsoo always stay the same and keep on doing what u do best bec everything u do is great and the universe needs that omf and most importantly stay happy and stay out of scandals and all that shit or i might have to murder a bear

i have said too much but not enough. wrapping all of this up, happy birthday babysoo, mama's little baby donut that will never hurt me jalndsfhbsadbskndja

now pls take the keyboard aweii from me before i get a little put of hand.

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